(M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my baseball team is called The Dukes)
GO!

(???) was just a video game
Cynthia says hi to me
Make a wish on a machine at a shitty carnival
It means something to me
I wake the next morning with an unpleasant surprise
Well Billy knows it's me and borrows some cash and takes me to NYC
Get a job about toys and computers you know that's my specialty
What am I gonna do I'm thirteen yeah and thirty

They said it would take just six weeks to fix my damn problem
I could get lucky and find that, find that damn Zoltar

Now I'm with someone and work my way up 'cause she means the world to me
Talk to the boss man and get in good with the head of the company
Billy (???) Sea Point Park and it means nothing to me
Now I confess to Susan and talk to her and tell her that I'm thirteen
(???) says I can't handle you, you mean nothing to me
What am I gonna do? I'm locked, I want to go home

They said it would take just six weeks to fix my damn problem
I could get lucky and find that, find that damn Zoltar

The space goes downtown baby
Downtown roller coaster
Sweet, sweet baby
Sweet, sweet they let me go
Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop
Shimmy, shimmy rock
Shimmy, shimmy cocoa pop
Shimmy, shimmy rock
I met a girlfriend a Triscuit
She said, a Triscuit a biscuit
Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top
Oooh sonny rockin' down the street
Ten times a week
I meant it, I said it
I stole ya momma's credit
I'm cool, I'm hot
sock me in the stomach three more times

They said it would take just six weeks to fix my damn problem
I could get lucky and find that, find that damn Zoltar